Dear Diary
Today I flew all the way to England to see the new baby boy who will be the future king. When I flew down on a tree I made a sandwich, it had cheese and ham on it. Soon Kate and William came out with the cute baby boy.
It was over in a flash, so I flew home and had a ham and cheese sandwich again!
I was thinking that when the baby boy is older he will look as handsome as me. People will think I am the new king and give me whatever I want!
So I got out my king costume and this is what it looks like:
P.S if you are Kate and William call the baby boy Jerry!