“Hello, I am Jerry.
I love Bazzy and she loves me! She’s got the prettiest face in the world and the best thing is she’s in my house.
One day I asked Bazzy to go on a date and she said “No way Jerry, no way” and that did make feel upset for about … a year and 3 months!
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I am 4 years old and I am a boy.
My dream is to marry Bazzy. One day she said she doesn’t like me but I think that’s a joke.
My owner makes amazing comics of Bazzy and me. My favourite comic is when I went out with Bazzy on a date.”